A running account of the "race without an entry fee"..... The Tuesday night ride

Tuesday the 12th



Wind wreaks havoc with everyone’s balls

A big ol wind from the north slowed the first version of the beloved Long Loop tonight. The ride was slow from the get go. 3 riders took off from the parking lot early, probably in an attempt to pass innocently by the cops that were going to be waiting for us in Southington…. Oh wait…..
Anyway the riders up the road proved to confuse and pussify the rest of the pack. Few were willing to really put give the ol college try. Nothing worth reporting, besides the swollen vag’s on display.

Mike McG gets points for getting the Stop n Sprint point, as he cleared Ben Bruce with room to spare. Both riders coming off a fast leadout from Burgster.
Hopefully the ride is more decent next week!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You don't know what wind is.

Anonymous said...

hunter is a world class pussy. he runs a family money sponsored bike shop and rides a ton, then he complains when others dont do the work for him which will embellish on his blog...beautiful!

Anonymous said...

Wow.

Mike

Anonymous said...

relax Mike, this is the annonamous internet era.. dont be too afraid...