Wind wreaks havoc with everyone’s balls
A big ol wind from the north slowed the first version of the beloved Long Loop tonight. The ride was slow from the get go. 3 riders took off from the parking lot early, probably in an attempt to pass innocently by the cops that were going to be waiting for us in Southington…. Oh wait…..
Anyway the riders up the road proved to confuse and pussify the rest of the pack. Few were willing to really put give the ol college try. Nothing worth reporting, besides the swollen vag’s on display.
Mike McG gets points for getting the Stop n Sprint point, as he cleared Ben Bruce with room to spare. Both riders coming off a fast leadout from Burgster.
Hopefully the ride is more decent next week!