A running account of the "race without an entry fee"..... The Tuesday night ride

Tuesday the 8th

Everybody brings their A game in search of the last chances to get some ink…

A smaller than usual crowd out tonight and it was decided by the powers that be… ( not Rondo ) that the ride would do a type of medium longish short loop, cutting off Mount Vernon rd mid way down the usual run.

Everyone agreed and the ride was off. It took a little while to get up to speed, and in the interim, Dillon P and Antonio rode off the front soon after route 10. They were joined by a couple of others… Tri Guy, Texas Ryan (?!) etc… No one was in a huge hurry to rope em back… Koski, Eric M and Mike McG were setting the tempo that would bring them back.

The ride got going a little quicker then with Tim Ratatatat Ratta up there pushing it with Texas Ryan, Hunter P and Ken just ken. Dillon P had another dig on Mount Sanford, only to be ignored back into the group. Once on mountain rd, Mike McG and Hunter P kicked things off in a good way, driving it up the first riser… Julio L and Chris C followed up and things were moving right along. On the 2nd set of risers, Hunter P attacked, taking along Guido along him. The 2 hit the top with a bit of a gap, but that survived as long as a Thor Hushovd victory sprint. Again, Koski, Mike McG and Rondo up there bringing it back together.

Once on Moss Farms, it was Hunter P, Texas Ryan and Rondo setting early tempo on much improved-from-last-week roads. It was a free for all heading into the Chicane, Ken just Ken, Mike McG, Peter K, Gregg F, etc all up there. Little T bided his time on the ramp up to Marion and when he did jump, was challenged by Guido. Little T went thru 1st with Guido and Hunter P right there. That became a dangerous trio as the 3 worked together with a no joke gap flying to the industrial park. It took some elbow grease to bring them back but with the help of Green Mountain Stage Race Veteran Eddy A, they were brought back in time for the weekly “who’s going short, who’s going long….errr…..medium” debate. Only a few guys peeled off as peer pressure reared its ugly head once again.

Once over 322, Little t got things going and then was followed by Peter K of CCR and Ken just ken. The pace was good down Mount Vernon Rd. with a few guys taking turns. Tim Ratatatat was up there a lot with Special Ed. Tim R has been rumored to be fielding offers for O ten from the Medics, the Bubbles, the Targets, the Yalies, the Cheshire Racers and Guido’s soon to be announced one man team (?!). No word on who his spiritual advisor and manager is pushing him toward…. Not to mention the fact that he still has a year left on his deal with US Army\Central Wheel, mopping the bike shop floors at night and shooting things and people during every fourth weekend. Stay tuned for late breaking news….

As the ride got to the false flat that ironically forces most to the truth about themselves, Mike McG had a dig and Hunter P followed. Special Ed was there…. Ratatatat too maybe, but that was pretty much it. Even so they couldn’t make it far off the front, instead just putting everyone in a pot of hurt. We're sure there is no love lost by some as we say goodbye to Mount Vernon till the winter rides.

As the turn down Jude lane approached, the speed dropped off a bit…. Joe K, playing the game with perfection, quietly, yet effectively, rode off the front, using the hometown advantage he had. As everyone behind got used to the new surroundings, He was off and that would be all he needed. By the time the Peleton got going under the wheels of Chris C, Texas Ryan, Eric M and Mike McG, Joe was up the road and not to be caught anytime soon. The hill up to West Street brought the ride to a new all time low speed, but even still, everyone stayed together… Julio L throttled it downhill toward Main St. Still Joe K was off the front alone. He would end up having to stop at the light on 322, which brought the ride back together. The way into Cheshire and to route 10 was fast. Gregg F, Hunter P, Jacinto, Chris C and a couple of others went full gas into the cobbles and the riser up Peck Ln, but no dice…. The powers that be kept it all together. Once on Route 10 things settled down a bit. Traffic lights again proved to be pesky. On the light at Maple Ave, Mike McG lept off the line, taking Jacinto with him. What looked like an innocent gap turned into a we’re-gonna-make-it-type gap… Mike shed Jacinto at the last moment on the run it to the sprint hill. Behind Little T jumped up from a few bike back, passing Julio, Hunter P, Ciocci (?) and others, but was not able to get up to Mike, who took it.

Heading back into Hamden, the usual suspects were up there, driving the pace. Rondo, Eric M, Chris C, Silent Steve, Todd H, Ratatatat, and Texas Ryan. At one point (the last light in Cheshire?), Guido slipped away with one other rider (?). It a bold move, he tried to defy huge odds and ride it home by himself. He was caught after a kilo and a half or so, just as Mike McG was pulling thru for the last time. Soon after that Little T hit the front alone and fast… Riding off with a solid kilometer+ to go. It was down to French Casey and Dillon P to start the last second chase and they obliged, setting up the rider from San Fran (?) and then Hunter P to catch him. Just as Hunter P went over the top of T, the foreign freight train that is known as Julio L and Guido blew by all remaining and went off to settle it moungst themselves. Julio L gets the credit for this one, riding past Guido by a bike length when all was said and done, leaving Little T with a rare winless week.….

Great ride…. Next week back to the shorter loop. Its been confirmed…..

Also, because the SG ride kicks everyone’s ass now and then, and because it is like no other, and because this summer was an especially good one for the tradition and legacy of the ride… We’ve decided to make up some tee shirts. They will be sold at Cheshire Cycle for $13 each.













So far it’s just the one design, but depending on demand, we may do a second one. It would be helpful to us to have an idea of how many to make, so perhaps drop a line to info@cheshirecycle.com and let up know you want one. You can also tell us which type of cotton is best for your skin, the size that best shows off your calves, and the color that brings out your eyes… But regardless of all that, they will be in stock by the weekend. So come by, buy one, and show off the fact that you can hang with the ride that Rondo loves. We will be sending one to the Police Chief of Cheshire ASAP.

NOTE! We have just gotten confirmation.... Wearing this shirt to any social function held by Todd H or Tall John gets you unlimited keg stands ( once Crowell is done ) and control of the karaoke system.

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

Boy Dillon and all the CCR must be a cat 1's ! CCR did this CCR did that . If that's so I must be a Pro Tour rider because Dillon and crew looked like they were ready to get dropped every time I saw them .

Anonymous said...

Nice write-up once again. The T's look cool. When will they be available? Note to those new to the ride. Drafting cars down RT-10 at dusk is just stupid. We have enough problems with the Cheshire cops we don't need to add to it.

Chris C.

Anonymous said...

Looks like from that first comment, jealousy has also reared its ugly head this week. Good write-up. Boy its been fun this year...

Anonymous said...

The T-Shirt design needs some work. Just sayin'

Rondo said...

Lets file the T-Shirt in the proper file and folder . (You know the who gives a shit , who gives a fuck one.)

The Crew at Cheshire Cycle said...

We expected nothing less.

Anonymous said...

maybe we can put everyone's name on the shirt and how many watts they can make?

The Crew at Cheshire Cycle said...

Yea we thought of that already. Too much legal wrangling and permission seeking for our taste. There's plenty of blank space provided for you to fill in all that info and to get the autographs of your favorite TWC riders.

Honestly though, we get a lot of questions about the ride in the shop so we are constantly playing ambassadors. Having something tangible like this lends weight to the ride... At least for us in the setting of the shop. File that in whatever folder you would like.

More info about the tee added to the write-up. Thank you Stage 1 crew.

Anonymous said...

Helmets off to Angry Ron??? Yes Angry Ron. He pulled up beside his fellow riders and politly directed them on to a safe alternative route. Angry Ron cares about our safty (excluding Chris C) and he hates himself for it. Now we all know you care so don't be so angry. Shirt needs a "SLEEPY GIANT"

Bubblelicious

Rondo said...

F Crowell and the rest of the Bubble boys .

Rondo said...

I was concerned for my wife and no-one else.

Anonymous said...

Yay! Angry Ron is back!!

Anonymous said...

and mike mcg

Anonymous said...

The Hill People will be back this year.
Instead of wearing our usual attire, it's suggested we wear the new SGR Ts!! When does this social function begin??

Anonymous said...

$13 for a t-shirt, sick deal. Guess I can stop shopping at salvation army. Is the ride staying at 6pm for next week?
- Bergie

Anonymous said...

Not so fast
Bergie
Being that you are new...shut the fuck up till you've been around for a few years

Anonymous said...

Harsh...but fair? I'll chalk this up to tough love.
-Bergie

Anonymous said...

Bergie,
I'll chalk this up to riders who""just don't get it" and lump you with the rest of the new riders who are of ok fitness but just don't get it.

Anonymous said...

wow. More jealousy... I thought Bergie is pretty fast.

Anonymous said...

Yes jealous of just not getting it!
listen up, this ride has history, the route, and the riders. We have ridden together and trust or at least know one another. This makes the ride a valuable training tool. Some use it for a race training tool while others use it as a fitness tool or a fitness test. Lately we've been inundated with new riders who don't get it. They get involved and pick up on the vibe from Cheshire cycle and many other idiots that this is a race. Crowell you are a disservice to this ride as are most of the tri-douches. Hunter and Dillon try to hype this hoping to bring business to their shop.
long live the sleeping giant ride!!

Bergie, shut up!!!

The Crew at Cheshire Cycle said...

"The Cheshire Cycle T.S. Giant Ride?"

Has a nice ring to it... We wonder if the URL-site name is taken...

Point taken, now get off your high horse 8 speed downtube shifters and live with the times...

And sign your name too.

(next week, instead of the long loop, we'll be doing a super short loop & then leading everyone to the shop for a guided tour of the 2010 Scott mountain bikes... Bring your credit cards!)

Anonymous said...

I have to give props to my husband. At least when he writes something mean, he has the balls to sign his name. GO RONDO!!

Robyn

Anonymous said...

Anon, sign your name you F-ing coward. Who the "F" is Bergie??? Where's Nick???

Chris C.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I saved $300.00 on my insurance.

Dillon P. said...

1st off, the language... Watch the F bombs. My 5 month old daughter reads this blog.

2ndly, I'll try and smile and look collected when I'm trying to keep up with all you 145 lbs-ers. At least I fill out a size medium t-shirt.

3rd, "Hype the ride to get business"?? O yea! You guys are such big spenders! Half of you spoiled Prima Donna get your inferior rigs for free from some lame shop or institution your forced into bed with! The other half of you buy your stuff off the interweb because you love deal hunting in your whitey tightys, buying parts that fail quality control! PLEASE

Dillon P

Anonymous said...

.....'whitey tightys,'...

Did Dillon see Little T's shorts?

Anonymous said...

I wear boxer briefs.

T

Anonymous said...

Wow, sounds like anon has an entitlement problem. Why don't you tell me what it is I'm not getting? From what I've seen this ride is bigger than any one rider or click of riders. I'm sorry if I didn't read your f'ing history book before I showed up. What's wrong with a bunch of people who like to ride bikes? Inform me please or drop it you drama queen. Thanks for making it easy on us new guys.
- Bergie

Anonymous said...

It kills me to say this but Dillon can promote the shop all he wants on this site . Why you ask ? Its his thats why , if you dont like it then start your own. Berge suck it up be a man and take your lumps . Your the new guy and thats the way it is .
PS..I'd pay to see Crowell in one of those medium T-shirts (think Pooh Bear)

Anonymous said...

Last post from Rondo

Anonymous said...

Last post from Rondo

Anonymous said...

As the new guy, Bergie may need a size ExtraLarge for his head. Perhpas he can take a hand-me-down from Dillon.

Anonymous said...

Call the President, after he settles the health care issues he can sign some "GOVERMENT REFORM" for this group. Wow! all this time I thought this ride was a race. What happen to all the entry fees I sent Dillon?

Bubblelicious

Anonymous said...

Just when I thought Rondo was the biggest tool, someone goes and proves me wrong.

The only thing that is a disservice to this ride are the assholes that think they're better than they actually are. They're the ones that "don't get it". Remember boys...if you were that good you'd be in Europe, not Cheshire.

Have fun and get a good workout for Pete's sake.

Nick

Anonymous said...

...and for your information, the only thing that Crowell is a disservice to are bipeds with opposable thumbs. Now show some respect!

Nick

Anonymous said...

I am anonymous
I inject comments here in jest to get things stirred up. I find it entertaining and am amused by the reactions!

Anonymous said...

Does the Sunday Sleeping giant ride start this Sunday? If so, will the route be changed to a longer more grueling route?

Hunter P said...

I always thought that the Sunday ride doesnt really get going till the time change... But hey, i've only been doing the ride for 11 years.. I shouldnt even be opening my mouth.

Anonymous said...

I think many of you need to get over yourselves. Put it down with your legs instead of your mouths.

Mr. Bollocks

Dillon P. said...

The entry fee money went to my addiction to high end potato chips.

Anonymous said...

What time on Tuesday? 6:00? 5:30?

Pete J

Anonymous said...

europe is overrated.

o

The Crew at Cheshire Cycle said...

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