A running account of the "race without an entry fee"..... The Tuesday night ride

Tuesday the 30th

The ride rolled out peacefully with everyone happy with the 5:30 start. A couple of late riders joined up and we had about 35 out tonight. The ride started out calm but Guido was soon at it again, moving off the front, taunting a healthy Craig Luekens… Craig responded and soon closed the gap. Then it was Luekens, Guido and Brian (aka: anon) Koski riding off. Chris C drove the gap closed on that one with an assist from Dillon P. Moving onto South Brooksvale saw Peter P and Steve Grey moving up to the front.

On the initial riser up Mountain Rd. Hunter P attacked and got a gap but that was short lived as he was caught by Todd H, Petrillo and others. Moving onto the second set of risers Hunter P went again, but this time guys like Joe K were thinking the same thing and again he was brought back pretty quickly.

Toward the end of Mountain, there was a brief gap enjoyed by Peter P, Guido and a 3rd rider ( prolly ‘ol Cheesehead ), but it all would come together for the light. Onto Moss Farms where the pace wasn’t anything to write home about. Keltic riders Thompson and O’Shea where up there. Luekens too. Going into the chicane, Steve Grey, doing what he does so well, attacked on the descent and led everyone up the climb. From there it was all Luekens as he drilled it up and thru the corner. Moving into the industrial park Grey was still active in the front and Luekens as well. The 2 along with Mike McG and Hunter P were looking dangerous as the ride turned onto West Johnson ave.

Shortly after and a little farther up the road, Mike McG lept out with ambitions to grab the sprint point. Peter P was on his wheel. It looked like they had gotten a good jump on the rest, Grey and Todd H had moved to the front for the 1st riser on Reinhard. Sure enough though the drag race started, Little T on the left and Hunter P on the right. T ripped thru the front with the jumping bean Julio glued to his wheel. Hunter slotted in 3rd as the 3 passed Mike and Peter Peter pumpkin eater. Little T was not to be beaten, as he needed to keep the sprint going all the way up to the top to stay off of Hunter “Ullrich” P who had gotten back some momentum and gone over the top of Julio. But it wasn’t enough. Back a little bit Joe K was leading the rest of the field up and thru the corner.

Down the backside, the 3 sprinters along with Chris C and a couple of guys who jumped the gap quickly were looking like they could be enjoying a gap for Peck Ln. Chris Butler tho had other thoughts as he drilled that door shut on the way to Peck Ln, using 4 inch deck nails just to be on the safe side.

Onto Route 10 where some traffic at the corner slowed everyone down for the trip up the hill past Cheshire Park. The ride made the 3 next lights and things got rolling toward the Stop n Shop hill. Once again, despite a high pace coming into it, Little T jumped out in front of Peter P and Hunter P and snagged his 59,000th sprint in a row. Keep it up T and you will be given 2 bye weeks at Bethel next spring.

During the charge back into Hamden, Luekens stepped it up, Guido, Peter P, Chris C, an unknown rider atop a Ciocc, and a couple of others too. No one was able to stay with Little T for the unofficial-official finish. Going up the hill, Chris B jumped first and bestest, going convincingly over the top of Hunter P and not-so-Tri-today Doug

That’s all the time we have for today.

OFFICIAL’s COMMUNIQUE,

Riders DSQd (rule31aMMcG) :

Al Coholic
Oliver Clothesoff
Jacques Strap
Bea O'Problem
Ivana Tinkle
Maya Buttreeks
Ahmed Adoodie
Peter Petrillo

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

A very faggy write-up! I want to hear more about tri doof Doug!

Anonymous said...

certainly... there are many sexually overt things said when describing bike racing... embrace your inner lover Anon

Ben said...

just so I know for next year, where is the unofficial finish?

Anonymous said...

For the blog folks, Ben is the rider on the Ciocc. Watch out for him.


Ben, the"unofficial" finish correlates with the sudden appearance of faces you haven't seen the whole ride. The "official" finish ought to be the last three mile stretch...
O.k. I admit, I can't sprint for shit.


Finally, I'd like to extent the list of DSQ-lers to all these folks that laughed their asses off when I died many red-zone deaths through the industrial park...

you know who you are! Don't mess with tze Germanz...

Anonymous said...

Faggy write-up, Tri doof? Is that the best you can do Anon?

Your writing is becoming as weak as your riding.

Tri Doug

Anonymous said...

Ben, save your energy... Or just play hopscotch on everyone's wheel until there is only Little T left. There is a no standing rule for the "finish", which makes it too lady-like... There is no real finish line. Go for the top of the hill up Shepard ave instead. Or the Reinhard sprint. That's where the real effort is.

Rondo said...

Guido

Do I have to remind you about the American German thing again . Lance vs Urlich WW1 & WW2 do I need to say anymore ?

Anonymous said...

We had the first rockets though...
- and build better cars.
The results of which are on display every Tuesday night...

GEO Prizm owner Guido

Rondo said...

History lesson #2 Guido quantity will always beat quality

Ben said...

In actuality it was the Russians that won WWII: They consumed the Nazi Army, losing 20 million solders in the process, yet the US gets the credit. So the Russians are Kinda like domestics . . .

Anonymous said...

Too much history. Shut up and ride your bikes. Julio, the next time you want to throw-up, don't do it on my leg. Funniest part of the ride was watching Guido shake his head after watching the guy in the black and white constantly charge off the front instead of pulling through. Guido, you do that same thing 6 times a week. Great ride even though Pete P stood at the finish. Rider of the week is Dilon's mustache.I saw it win every sprint on it's own.

Chris C.

Rondo said...

F the Russians look at the Q vs Q statment then add Ronnie Reagan to it.

Rondo said...

F Crowell to

Anonymous said...

Dillon's stache creates some sort of air tunneling vortex that enables him to win everytime. Unfortunately, it also creates such a loud noise by his head-making it hard for him to hear all the suggestions to shave it off.

Anonymous said...

There sure was alot of anger from this week's ride, I'm glad I stayed home.

I loved Guido's comment of:
'Ben, the"unofficial" finish correlates with the sudden appearance of faces you haven't seen the whole ride'

and Chris C telling Guido about the black and white guy attacking.

Point is:
....this is a training ride, so the idea is to work hard throughout the entire ride. Some guys do this (Guido included) and many guys don't. The guys in the latter should be shameful if they show their face at the END of the ride.....

Ben said...

The funny thing is that I am the guy in black and white. And I did a lot of work throughout the whole ride, too. But that's aside from the point. Perhaps I'm too much a newbie, but isn't cycling a sport where you conserve your energy and unleash it at strategic moments? Hunter P: "Play hopscotch."

Anonymous said...

Those Germans! Who cares about rockets and cars how about German Choclate Cake, Gummi Bears and Heidi Klum...Yum! Ben WELCOME to the CWC Douche-A-Rama!

Bubblelicious

Anonymous said...

Whoa now! dont drag me into this Ben. I was half joking with my remark. You were doing a lot of work the whole ride. If you are a safe, smooth rider there's no reason why anyone would be upset for unleashing that black&white energy you have stored up at the end of the ride. The problems comes when not so strong guys get all twitchy and seizure-like cause they are blowin gauges with the max effort. Then they sit up and slow things down, lookin for a wheel to suckle.

Anonymous said...

Dillon has stache? I thought something felt different!

Ben said...

Noted.

Anonymous said...

Love how Hunter talks like he is some major force on the bike.
Hey how bout that new website? !! ?????
Douche-arama...priceless!!!

Anonymous said...

Lets post it again....

Point is:
....this is a training ride, so the idea is to work hard throughout the entire ride......

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

boobs....

Anonymous said...

Guys with boobs

Anonymous said...

IS that Petie P. in #27?

Anonymous said...

Have the sunday rides started yet?

Anonymous said...

yes

Anonymous said...

I would like to see who would show up on the tuesday night ride with their shriveled up peckers hanging out for the world to see. We all know there would be a surprising number of va-jay-jays popping their nappy heads where we thought ding dongs SHOULD be. Enough with the titties show more penis!!!!!!! : P pant pant pant slurp!!!