A running account of the "race without an entry fee"..... The Tuesday night ride

Tuesday the 23rd

Chris the Cheese Cake Crowell and Tri Doug were so excited about tonight’s ride they both left the lot ahead of the group. Cheese Cake thought it would be nice to stop at Wentworths for a cone but the Tri Doug told him he is lactate intolerant and wanted nothing to do with the stop. After a quick stop Cheese toured the back roads of Cheshire alone, while enjoying his cookies and cream with rainbow sprinkles cone. Eric M and his Irish gang set off on N. Brooksvale to see if they could catch Cheese Cake and see if he would share some of that delicious cone. Upon their arrival they would realize that they were too late only to find his ice cream stained jersey. Once on to Mt. Rd. the pace was steady with the resident German, Gui-go Pullman doing his signature jump/grind away from the group. A lot of guys except for the sprinters were doing their fair share of the pace setting leading up to the Notch where we were all back together. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think I overheard Angry Rontoni giving mechanical advice to another rider…could this be? Off onto Moss Farms Rd Steve Gray AKA (The Pin Ball Wizard) rang everyone’s bell on his way through the whole peleton to fly solo through the chicane with reckless abandonment. The pace up the hill was slow tonight with the absence of Hunter P. Into the Industrial Park the pace was high as always with Pete P showing some late season form. That CCS seams to be working nicely for him or could it just be that goatee on, goatee off, goatee on, goatee off system (GOGOS). Le Casey also is starting to show some signs of good fitness and plans to peak for the CWC Sunday winter series, which runs from January 1st through February…LOOK OUT!

Leading up to Reinhard, Le Casey and Pete p. were still pushing the pace with all your favorite sprinters saving themselves for the assault on Mr. Little “t” - our seasons sprint points leader. This ride ends the sprint points race for the summer series…Little “t” wins with 130 points …at 129.9 points 2nd place goes to Hunter P. and with 129 points 3rd place goes to??? A steady pace was held all the way to Rt.10 and the streetlights were on. More sprint points were up for grabs and everyone was planning their attack.

This sprint is where Little T grabbed the .1 point he needed to over take Hunter P. for the championship. Congratulations! The Pin Ball wizard hit the flippers and topped the S&S hill solo. Mad Mike couldn’t hold the wheel in front of him and blamed it on the red light; the faster riders blew through ahead of him. He said it was too dark and the cars couldn’t see us…if they can’t see us how are they going to hit us? Cheese Cake claims the victory but I didn’t see him …did anybody?

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

WHy didn't you write about me?

Signed,
The Tri-Douche

Anonymous said...

Thanks for translating Tri-Douche in the original post to Tri Doug, but it wasn't me. It was some guy with a yellow bike and aero bars.

Tri Doug

Anonymous said...

This is the best and most accurate account of the Tuesday night dick show that I have read thus far. Thanks for layin' off the bone long enough to actually notice what happened, Bubbleicious! But what we really want to know is how many cases and how many pizzas were consumed apres ride? Did Crazy Chris try and beat up any high school students?

Anonymous said...

tri douches is a generic reference, coined by me, "anon-douche" .
Hunter in vegas! Wonder how many people mistake him for that "sigfried" or "Roy" lion handler??

Anonymous said...

That cone sure did tast gooood!

Chris C. (Cheesecake)

Anonymous said...

I swear Hunter P attacked and was gone LONG before Chris C went for his cone. Why wasn't he mentioned more in the blog?

Anonymous said...

The guy on the yellow bike is Scott Roth and if you pick on him you will have to deal with his boy, Rondo.

Anonymous said...

Even on my usual table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

Anonymous said...

Where have all the women gone on the TWC? We have a diversity problem.

Anonymous said...

muy bueno Todd aunque no me perdi nada

Anonymous said...

#$@@ diversity. Who the hell is speaking Spanish on this blog? This isn't press one for English and two for Spanish.

Robyn said...

Chris C. was on the ride. Isnt he women enough?

Anonymous said...

The "mangina"?

Also, imagine if Chris C did his best impression of the "Angry Wearwolf". Does everyone know what that is?

Anonymous said...

Tri Doug, Tri Scott and Ron just busting balls...next week the ride starts at 5:30. If anyone would like to discuss the ride report with me. I will be in the parking lot at 6:00.

Thanks, Bubblelicious

Anonymous said...

You mean the angry hairwolf?

Anonymous said...

We are back from Vegas... Enough of this craziness... Chris, Candy from the "Girls of Glitter Gulch" show says hi.

5:30 Start time? I wont believe it till i see Rondo put his name to it.

Anonymous said...

Is Rondo the patriarch of this ride? We have to wait until he "blesses" the 5:30pm start time?

I don't think so.

Anonymous said...

Yes and yes

Anonymous said...

Doesn't seem fair that just cuz of business Hunter didn't get to ride and therefore didn't get to take first place in points.

Anonymous said...

I hear Hunter got married in Vegas! To a man you ask? NO.... to a huge DINGDONG with legs!

Rondo said...

The ride starts at 530

Anonymous said...

Rondo said...'The ride starts at 5:30'

Survey said...'SCREW U'

Rondo said...

Anon be a man and say it to my face on tues. oh yea I forgot your a pussy.

Anonymous said...

Rondo - Please attempt to use proper grammer when taunting others. Correctly stated it would be "Oh yes, you're a pussy".

Anonymous said...

leave Hunter alone you big fat bully.

Anonymous said...

big fat bully says "shut yo mouth silly ho!"

Anonymous said...

Rondo is gonna kick you sorry fat ass when he sees you.